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Chalet Cercone-MARCH MADNESS!
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Chalet Cercone-Where constant visits aren't a bad thing...THEY'RE A GOOD THING!
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COMINATYEEEEEEEEHHAAAA!!! The March Madness Update!
Update time!
First of all, March 11th marked the six-month anniversary of the World Trade Center bombings. Our hearts still go out to the people who lost their lives from the tragic event, and to the soldiers defending our country today. Godspeed.
Ladies and gentlemen, the greatest sporting event next to the Super Bowl is here! The NCAA Tournament! Now usually, the opening day of the tournament consists of yours truly, a couch, and a remote. But NOOOOOOOOOOOO! This year, my opening day consists of two freakin' presentations, including one on terrorism! The fact I'll be missing the first day of games is terrorism in itself, and proves that, yes, my mission in life is to find bin Laden and strike him on the head with a tack hammer for all this shit!
But I digress. I also crack my wrists too much, an epidemic I just realized. I guess the Gap Girls were right...you can't GET carpal tunnel syndrome, you can only CATCH it from a computer.
ANYWAY, TOURNEY TIME! Please click on "About Page" for the NCAA Tournament Top 10 List provided by yours truly!
Major League Baseball is just around the corner, which should provide all the excitement of pushing a rusted-out hubcap down a dirt road with a bamboo shoot. But Jason Cercone is here to spice things up with a bi-weekly baseball article that's sure to add some excitement to "America's Pasttime," otherwise known as the sport that fills the months spent without football.
Installment #1 will probably have something to do with Bonds and Sosa...where I state the obvious fact that NO ONE WILL HIT 73 HOME RUNS THIS SEASON, whether they have Bonds' blessing or the Pope's!
DISCLAIMER: Those prone to chronic sleep ailments, meaning you snap from coherrence to coma when the word 'baseball' is uttered may want to steer clear. Actually, if this ailment haunts you, take before and after photos for the Photo Page!
*Read some quotes from America's favorite late night talk show hosts in the "What's New" page. Funny stuff people...you'll feel like you feel out of the laughter tree and hit every branch on the way down. If you happened to break a stick off, feel free to beat me down with it too*
For the love of all that's holy, tell your friends!
Don't hesitate to tell your friends about this site. For reasons such as this:
1) Constant updates
2) Breathtaking pictures
3) Overwhelming hilarity
4) Overflowment of every day useful knowledge
OK, now my own rebuttle to that space-filling lie-fest:
1) Updates when I feel like it
2) Pictures I found dispersed about the 'net of my favorite shows
3) Perhaps I'm the only one who finds some of this stuff funny. At least MY sense of humor isn't warped!
4) If knowledge were to ever "overflow" from this site, it's nothing a single square of one-ply toilet paper couldn't sop up.
Anyway, I'm hoping I can keep things updated more often and express my feelings. I've even been dabbling in ridiculous poetry. Maybe I'll entertain you with that. You'd like that, wouldn't you? I know I would!
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Quote of the Week
"I'm going to get so hammered, people will start referring to total inebriation as being "totally Cerconed!"---Me, referring to my blood/alcohol level after my group's Colloquium presentation on Thursday. (It's my own site, and I finally put a quote of my own up. Lord be praised!)
Got a quote of your own? Go add it to the Quote Hall of Fame! Click on "Favorite Links" then "Quote Archive!"
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Coming soon...
THE NCAA TOURNAMENT!!! Honestly, life couldn't get more exciting if you were to pull up a chair and drink Stroh's after painting your house and watching it dry!
THE LAST FULL MONTH OF CLASSES FOR THE SEMESTER! You think YOU'RE excited?! Check out these nipples! (Obscure reference to "Baseketball" in a poorly positioned location. Live with it!)
The start of Major League Baseball...and I swear I'm going to go medieval on Mariners management if that damn jersey doesn't say "Suzuki!"
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You know you want to...JUST DO IT!!
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