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The important lesson here is that alcohol has absolutely no negative effects whatsoever!   Let's face it, the Internet provides you with about 20 or so websites to visit. Maybe more...I hear it grows on a daily basis. So I've taken the time out of my busy life (loosely used term) to hook you up with links to sites that are not only fun, but informative...yet pale in comparison to what you're feasting your eyes upon now. Shameless self-promotions for the good of nothing are fun, don't you think?


Fun with Internet
THE QUOTE ARCHIVE!!! We all say and/or hear ridiculous quotes on a daily basis. Go add it to the forum! We all need a good chuckle.

THE CAPS PAGE!!! Where you can learn about the world's #1 drinking game...and witness first hand a site that gets less updates than Chalet Cercone. (note: the address to the caps page was lost in the transition from plain old Chalet Cercone to lively yellow background Chalet Cercone. I'll have the link back ASAP)

Hotmail Well, if you have a juno, or yahoo, or earthlink, or charter, or mailcity, or something else...this link is no good to you, now is it?!

Google This site will find just about everything you'll ever need. In addition, it rhymes with boogle and zoogle.

Ask Jeeves...OR ARE YOU SCARED!!! Don't be shy...Jeeves will find you all the porn you want...damn perverts!



Extended fun with Internet!
Football...nothin's better! The footsteps say, "Is football the greatest sport on earth?!" And I say "YES FOOTSTEPS...YES IT IS!!"

Sports is good. Even if you don't like sports, you've got to admit: ESPN has the funniest commercials ever!

A moment of silence... ...for The Simpsons, the greatest cartoon of all-time!

It's better than Friends... The only thing funnier than Family Guy is this website! Wait...I can't back that up in any way, shape, or form.

Comedy baked right into the title "If I was a scientist, you know what I'd clone? Hot dogs! Think of all the possibilities, Norm! Imagine a world with an endless supply of hot dogs! They'd be so abundant, they'd become our currency. Twenty hot dogs would equal roughly a nickel...depending on the strength of the yen, I'm not quite sure!"---Harry Carey, as portrayed by Will Ferrell. Just one of the many funny things on this channel

The monopoly known as wrestling and its incisive rumors! Wrestling: Proof that taking a cinder block to one's own face can be just as entertaining as a two-hour program.





~A website is only as good as the jackass that continually provides meaningless information for it.~